You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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