I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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