So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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