someone get that fucking seahorse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You were trust falling into bushes
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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