This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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