Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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