Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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