If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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