D3 body, D1 cock
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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