Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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