we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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