There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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