I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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