so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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