i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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