Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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