You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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