So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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