At least make sure they are 18
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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