Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The Olympian is in my bed
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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