I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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