just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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