Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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