areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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