its not stalking. its research.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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