I can tuck mytits in my pants
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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