You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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