You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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