spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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