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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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