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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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