I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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