VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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