i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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