what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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