Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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