She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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