Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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