Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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