we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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