So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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