What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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