There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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