Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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