I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We need to get me chipped asap
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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