we're blogging at a bar
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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