there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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