We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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