just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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