also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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